All Elephants are D1 Football players. Roxy is an elephant. Therefore Roxy is a D1 Football player.

Tiger: Not all humans are fit for animal parenthood. After all, some humans stink and animals have a keen senses of smell.

Disney: Disney+ members have an opportunity to receive paramount plus free. In order to be a Disney+ member, you must sacrifice your first born child. However you can watch Disney on cable, but in order to receive Paramount+, you must eat 100 hotdogs by the time Goofy's "HOTDOG HOTDOG" theme song ends. Mike is a Disney+ member, therefore he must not have eaten over 100 hotdogs to the sound of Hotdoghotdoghotdiggitydog.

Detective: I awoke to the cookie car toppled over. Cookie crumbs litter the floor. Sitting in Yoda position on the couch is my fat Uncle Eric who is suppose to be on a diet. He is sniffing his fingers as he typically does post cookie. Therefore, I assume Eric knocked over the cookie jar in order to eat a fallen cookie soldier unsuspected.

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