Delightfully Devilish Simpsons reference.

Horseshit.

"We'd like to include an LR question this year specifically designed to fuck with anyone who's experienced sunk-cost heartbreak."

C being correct is kinda... bullshit. Chapman would also have solid reason to disagree with that statement. Captive attention is a necessary component of entertainment. Entertainment does not exist in a vacuum, and requires an attentive audience. If heckling truly causes a distraction, then how could a performer respond entertainingly?