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The Final Fistbump

Nicole HopkinsNicole Hopkins Alum Inactive Sage Inactive ⭐
edited November 2016 in General 4344 karma
Hey you.

You taking the LSAT on Saturday?

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Come back here. You're taking it, aren't you?

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Ok. Lots of folks around here are, too.

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How ya feelin'?

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I know that feel.

Here's how it's gonna go.

1) LG's gonna throw a thing at you that you're like—wait, what? OH. Please. That's nothing. LOL. Really LG, nice try on that twist there. Nice try.

This is you when LG tries to throw a twist:

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2) RC's gonna have some weird subject matter. But we don't change the way we read based on subject matter, do we? No. We don't. We know all RC is the same damn cookie cutter business and that we're always reading for reasoning structure.

We know RC is all like this:
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So you are gonna devour RC like this:
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You're gonna get about ankle-deep in a couple of time sink questions. YOU WILL NOT give in to timesink temptations. You will remember that no one RC question is worth more than a minute of our time.

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But you're gonna see that you're in the mud and you're gonna get the hell outta there and skip-skip-skip away. When in doubt ...

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3) LR's might feel kinda weird at first. Time warp-y. Trippy. You might feel like a couple of the first few questions are hard (and they might actually be hard questions).

At first with LR you might feel like this:

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But then you're gonna summon the Huntress.

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Oh shit.

She's HERE.

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I think you know what this means for LR. LR's gonna get taken down hard. Like, 25-in-25 hard. Sitting around with nothing to DO for 3 minutes hard.

Once the Huntress is summoned, she is on the hunt. Here is what the Huntress does with her prey.

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Are you the Huntress?

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I SAID ARE YOU THE HUNTRESS.

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YES YOU ARE.

NOW GO CRUSH THIS TEST.

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