Pro tip: get your own perc and dry clean everything yourself... Sure you'll have to buy a new washer pretty frequently, but nothing says hipster lawyer like DIY dry cleaning...
Try using spreeder and reading the economist, New York Times opinions, wall street journal, American lawyer and scientific American. I use the 7 sage method when reading those articles
+1 to everything @DumbHollywoodActor just wrote. I would quote him but I'd end up just copying everything he wrote since it is all on point. We definitely work to help manage people's expectations because most people think it is a simple and ...