In all seriousness, it's probably just a bad day. Which sounds like it is.
Maybe you didn't get enough sleep last night? Perhaps your moms clam chowder isn't sitting well and your body is devoting more resources to the digestive track. On ...
This group seems to take the cray with a grain of soy! Let's play! Looking forward to my induction, and ... no Jazz band rehearsal conflict this evening. :-)