Technologically humbled right now lmao

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Tiger: Some houseplants are dangerous to cats. Monstera plants are toxic to cats.

Disney: In order to use the sauna on the weekends you must have paid for a membership. There are two ways of purchasing a membership. You can purchase a membership online for a discounted price and register it in the app prior to your sauna session. If you do not utilize the online option, you may purchase a membership in person for full price. Jeff used the sauna on Saturday and has never used the app; therefore Jeff must have paid full-price for his membership.

Cat: When I went into the bathroom this morning, I noticed remnants of blue toothpaste in the sink. I am the only one of my three roommates to use blue toothpaste. My roommate Freddy is the only one of my roommates who is awake and his toothbrush is wet; so I hypothesize that Freddy used my toothpaste this morning.

Good for Pat. Love this for Pat.

This lesson has taught me that I am going to enter law school with the maturity of a third grader.

This referential phrasing example is really helpful! This got me the first time I came across this passage.

The "only" in problem 3 made a fooooool of me

Can someone help me understand how "Tom’s recipe for lasagna is easy to follow for most people" is a comparative statement? Or is it just aclaim? A little confused.

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i girlbossed gaslit gatekept this question

I am finding all of this to be very clear and helpful in breaking down the different elements of an argument.

Oh she is NOT like the other girls

Chopin is not like the other girls. But she is a little