Hey you.
You taking the LSAT on Saturday?

Come back here. You're taking it, aren't you?

Ok. Lots of folks around here are, too.

How ya feelin'?

I know that feel.
Here's how it's gonna go.
1) LG's gonna throw a thing at you that you're like—wait, what? OH. Please. That's nothing. LOL. Really LG, nice try on that twist there. Nice try.
This is you when LG tries to throw a twist:

2) RC's gonna have some weird subject matter. But we don't change the way we read based on subject matter, do we? No. We don't. We know all RC is the same damn cookie cutter business and that we're always reading for reasoning structure.
We know RC is all like this:

So you are gonna devour RC like this:

You're gonna get about ankle-deep in a couple of time sink questions. YOU WILL NOT give in to timesink temptations. You will remember that no one RC question is worth more than a minute of our time.

But you're gonna see that you're in the mud and you're gonna get the hell outta there and skip-skip-skip away. When in doubt ...

3) LR's might feel kinda weird at first. Time warp-y. Trippy. You might feel like a couple of the first few questions are hard (and they might actually be hard questions).
At first with LR you might feel like this:

But then you're gonna summon the Huntress.

Oh shit.
She's HERE.

I think you know what this means for LR. LR's gonna get taken down hard. Like, 25-in-25 hard. Sitting around with nothing to DO for 3 minutes hard.
Once the Huntress is summoned, she is on the hunt. Here is what the Huntress does with her prey.

Are you the Huntress?

I SAID ARE YOU THE HUNTRESS.

YES YOU ARE.
NOW GO CRUSH THIS TEST.
37 comments
As far as I'm concerned, this is High Art
Amazing!!!
THIS IS FANTASTIC
Bumping because this is sooooooo good!!!
This was AWESOME! Thanks Nicole!
Good Luck Everyone, we got this!
Where do you think Nicole got her skills from?
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umm it came back
lol
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Needs to end in a picture format (.gif, .png, etc)
For some reason the gif thing has stopped working for me. My powers are gone :'(
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Put some respek on Dillon's name, Montaha! :)
Where do you think Nicole got her skills from?
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And this whole time I was giving @7sagestudentservices the GIF creds....
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LOVE this
Edited for this LSAT!
Bumping. I love "The Final Fistbump." Best of luck everyone!
Nicole is always on point, especially this one, great prep talk.
Good luck everyone taking today!
THANK YOU I love this!!!!
Thanks Nicole! Let's do it guys!!!
You got this ladies and gents!
This always makes me smile! @ngmalick962 Queen of the Gif :)
Fine! I'll crush it just because you told me to.
Thanks Nicole!