Since we are having a discussion of Sith Lords

LSAT_Wrecker

I figured we would make our own thread:

Darth Vader walks onto the bridge of his star destroyer. On the bridge are a navigator, a shift commander, a communications officer, a weapons controller, and two storm troopers. Sensing a disturbance in the force, Darth Vader decides to force choke everyone, one a time, according to the following criteria imposed by Darth Sideous:

• The navigator must be choked some time before the weapons controller
• The communications officer must be choked before at least one of the storm troopers
• Neither storm trooper can be choked until the shift commander is choked
• One of the storm troopers is choked fourth.

Jonathan Wang

Pick something other than E and see what happens.

LSATcantwin

@"Jonathan Wang" said:
Pick something other than E and see what happens.

Yes, please don't that. Don't make me destroy you.

westcoastbestcoast

I'm glad to see the star wars army grow. We all know that Sand was anakin's worst enemy. So Sand can definitely limit his will

LSATcantwin

@westcoastbestcoast said:
I'm glad to see the star wars army grow. We all know that Sand was anakin's worst enemy. So Sand can definitely limit his will

https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/8509/anakin_sandPeople.gif

Nah, this was very cathartic for Lord Vader. He actually now takes annual vacations to Tatooine. He had a luxury spa and resort built on top of the sand peoples graves last I heard welcome to the Dark Side!

westcoastbestcoast

@LSATcantwin said:

@westcoastbestcoast said:
I'm glad to see the star wars army grow. We all know that Sand was anakin's worst enemy. So Sand can definitely limit his will

https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/8509/anakin_sandPeople.gif

Nah, this was very cathartic for Lord Vader. He actually now takes annual vacations to Tatooine. He had a luxury spa and resort built on top of the sand peoples graves last I heard welcome to the Dark Side!

@LSATcantwin haha hilarious! Once you have the luxury, you should check out the new Vader comics released by Marvel. They are all considered canon and they talk about how Vader got his red crystal, how he fought the Jedi Librarian and most importantly how he slaughtered a village of Sand People upon his visit of Tatooine

FixedDice

F) The OP, who misspelled the Emperor's Sith name.

FixedDice

Speaking of the Emperor, the lightsaber duel between Darth Sidious and the Maul brothers is awesome. So is the final duel between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Maul.

westcoastbestcoast

@FixedDice said:
Speaking of the Emperor, the lightsaber duel between Darth Sidious and the Maul brothers is awesome. So is the final duel between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Maul.

Yes the final duel between Obi-Wan and Maul was exceptionally good. Not flashy so casual fans may not like it, but the complexity was there. Obi Wan switching his fighting stance from Qui Gonn's to his own in order to bait Maul into using the same move that he used to finish off Qui Gonn. Read him like a book

LSATcantwin

@westcoastbestcoast said:

@FixedDice said:
Speaking of the Emperor, the lightsaber duel between Darth Sidious and the Maul brothers is awesome. So is the final duel between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Maul.

Yes the final duel between Obi-Wan and Maul was exceptionally good. Not flashy so casual fans may not like it, but the complexity was there. Obi Wan switching his fighting stance from Qui Gonn's to his own in order to bait Maul into using the same move that he used to finish off Qui Gonn. Read him like a book

Yes, Maul needed to die. The Emperor knew it, so he made sure that Maul would use the wrong moves against two enemies. He needed to clear a path for Darth Vader to ascend into power. Dooku was a pawn as well. The Emperor knew exactly what he was doing....

empiredidnothingwrong

nathanieljschwartz

Y'all are genuinely crazy. Haha gotta love 7sage

FixedDice

@westcoastbestcoast said:
Yes the final duel between Obi-Wan and Maul was exceptionally good. Not flashy so casual fans may not like it, but the complexity was there. Obi Wan switching his fighting stance from Qui Gonn's to his own in order to bait Maul into using the same move that he used to finish off Qui Gonn. Read him like a book

That, and the emotions are intense to the point it is almost suffocating. Two mortal foes coming to a bitter yet peaceful conclusion. Obi-Wan holding Maul in his arms. A masterful Star Wars rendition of the Chanbara. Just spectacular.

FixedDice

@LSATcantwin said:

empiredidnothingwrong

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westcoastbestcoast

2k18imperialpropaganda

Jar Jar is Snoke. and Darth Plageius is Rey's mother.

LSATcantwin

@FixedDice said:

@LSATcantwin said:

empiredidnothingwrong

2k18galacticpropaganda

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westcoastbestcoast

@LSATcantwin said:

@FixedDice said:

@LSATcantwin said:

empiredidnothingwrong

2k18galacticpropaganda

2k18imperialpropaganda

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This needs to be a poster, if it isn't already

lTexlawz

I chose D. May da schartz be with you. hahahha

Ohnoeshalpme

What about the droid attack on the wookies??

OneFortyDotSix

if someone needs help with the diagram

https://ibb.co/hKH8o7