If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

My attack was to pretend that it was opposite day. It worked.

"Dont do these questions."

Got it, time to drill everything else.

Thank God, I finally got one right.

watches practice lesson lecture

"Yeah okay, that makes sense."

does practice question, gets question wrong

"FML"

Im tweaking out sitting here I cant sit here and LISTEN for 20 mins my GOD.

I had Deja Vu about this question, and the answer I pick being wrong. And I ignored it.

"Oh, 97% are against high taxes. This means theyre supporting my CORPORATE income tax."

How many of that 97% fall under that corporate income tax? Probably few.

Damn I got bamboozled.

LSAT Writers were definitely shoved into lockers and vowed to torture the world with their insolently high IQ.

LSAT Writer discovers new "big" words and cant stop using them.

I have to be very careful. These arent as difficult as the previous three lessons.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

Brother I am dying.

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY AFTER 1 AND A HALF LESSON COURSES I GOT ONE RIGHT.

I AM SO COOKED.

Genuinely sucked. Im a rats hair away from quitting and selling pictures of my feet on onlyfans.

If only a certain CEO saw this...

Man I shoudl've just joined the Marines...

AHHHHHHHHH

When I guess wrong: "Stupid stupid stupid!"

When I guess right: "Yeah, I knew that."

REALLY

"Oh, my brothers smokes daily and hasnt developed lung cancer. This means that I can smoke as much as he does."

E is bullshit.

Edit: The GENES. GOD IM STUPID.

THREE OUT OF THREE LETS GO

IT WAS A TRAP

Im a disgrace.